Reblog for skeletons ignore for capitalism

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celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

wentzest:

when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade 

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nauticalprincex:

i can’t wait until i can afford my taste in clothes

(Source: pumpkinspicekind)

crappybird:

you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day

frankwhoa:

i love that this is the same band

backyardskills:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

oh my god

earthdad:

when my uncle was a young teen he was getting robbed at McDonald’s so he reached into his pocket and grabbed what looked like a knife so the kids ran off but the knife only turned out to be one of these

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vtforpedro:

Good god why is this cracking me up so much

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pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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vzxy:

Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.