• Guy in my class on the topic of the school trip: Wait. There's only two beds per room? Whoa. No way. I am not sleeping with one of you. I'm not, like, gay or something. Cant we just pay for another room? Like, I'm not gay.
  • His friend: Dude just because we're sharing a bed doesn't mean you're gonna be waking up to a fresh cup of my dick up your ass

are-you-lost-or-incomplete:

i bet none of you remember when Chris Brown was on yay me staring London Tipton

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

clannyphantom:

my bf told me a story about how when he was in the 7th grade he was really sick and almost died and had to stay in bed and no one came to see him on his birthday but his world of warcraft friends threw him a virtual party and if that doesnt warm your heart then idk what will

puppyiero:

chemomantic:

rad shit

i know this tweet is super old but i feel like people need to remember that gerard doesn’t need to explain his sexuality because guess what that’s his own business just because he kisses a guy doesn’t make him any less straight or whatever he likes

❁ // self worth

club-ugly:

you-lost-him-stupid:

These violent delights have violent ends

William Shakespeare

HOLY SHIT
I have this tattooed on me! literally no one knows this quote

(Source: concedable)

Anonymous whispered:
If you sell your body and have sex with complete random strangers, why the hell do you deserve respect? You don't respect yourself enough to not have sex with everyone. Why should I respect you and your work?

rydenarmani:

oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman having sex with as many partners as she wants?

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oh magic conch shell, what is wrong with a woman wanting to receive money in exchange for sex?

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oh magic conch shell, could it maybe be that this bitch ass anon is threatened by women doing what they want with their bodies instead of what society has conditioned them to do?

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THE MAGIC CONCH SHELL HAS SPOKEN

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crazy-kissing:

coffee-cuddles:

couch-potatos:

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strike-blade:

WHO IS THIS GUY

(Source: naldouze)