Sam drew a cat on me in French. (at highschool. )

floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

nuedvixx:

Seattle/Tacoma area you better save this baby!! This is Hubert, he is a super sweet 3 year old. He is at high risk of being put down and has been in there almost a year. Miltonanimalshelter.org help this little baby out and repost/share/tell your friends!!!

gracehelbig:

buzzfeed:

This is Foo-Chan, the Japanese equivalent of Grumpy Cat. But instead of being grumpy, he just looks like he’s disappointed all of the time. 

OH NO

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters)

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

marissaroo:

dogsihavepet:

Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.

this is why i am still alive 

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes is it.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

(Source: deadlyart)

lauraaan182:

I was meant to post this ages ago but never had a picture to show you guys, this is only a small portion of a wall in my aunt Irenes old house.
For years, before she and my uncle got sick, they used to foster kids. Hundreds had been through their home and each and every one were loved like they were their own.

This wall was in a wee cubby next to the back door, every kid that went through this house (including myself and other kids in the family) would be asked to put their handprint on the wall, along with name, age and date. A small gesture to be remembered by.
Thats only one wall, the other 3 were covered too.

Sadly someone else is in that house and I wont be able to get other pictures, so this will have to do. I’d like to think they’ve left it there, but then it means nothing to them, so probably not.

My aunt passed away last year after battling cancer. My uncle passed the year before. They were incredible people, and not a day goes by where I dont miss them. Its little things like this that are good to remember, that not only did they make an impression on me and my family, but all the other kids who had lived with them, no matter how short their stay.

milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

(Source: obvious-electricity)

amithereal:

uchiigatana:

I know someone who worked at mcdonalds and would jerk off in the bathroom then go back to work without washing his hands

NONO IN THE NEWS IN MY AREA, THERE WAS A RUMOUR THEY FOUND SEMEN IN A MCFLURRY

IS THIS THE MCSEMEN MAN?

thefawnqueen:

This bra is perfect

macklemore-fujisaki:

nogoodturkey:

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

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today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

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my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

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i did it i stole the declaration of independence

nic cage is proud

(Source: sunflora-seeds)