There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
This should be posted in school hallways.
when u have ur music on shuffle and u hear the first note of welcome to the black parade
you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day
i love that this is the same band
we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her
oh my god
when my uncle was a young teen he was getting robbed at McDonald’s so he reached into his pocket and grabbed what looked like a knife so the kids ran off but the knife only turned out to be one of these
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written.